Why Speed Drive is about Female Orgasms

Why Speed Drive is really about vibrators

Hear me out

Charli XCX’s new song Speed Drive evokes visions of fast cars and cataclysmic chases

But what if I told you there’s another, more sexy, interpretation to be had here ?

That’s right, I’m talking, female masturbation.

I had this idea while using my vibrator

Aka “my best friend in the whole world”

And any woman who can take her pleasure into her own hands is “jump[ing] into the drivers seat” and putting “it” -the vibrator -“into speed drive” aka turning the vibrator on and using it

And if that’s not convincing enough think about how “hot” that imagery is, riding on the sheets, you could say, “on a different frequency” (9 vibration modes)

And then she says

“Know you know just what I mean”

And I’m over here like, Oh baby, I gotchu

“We’re running through the red lights” aka cumming to the lcd light that tells you your vibrator is on

Whereeresss the lieeeeeee ?

Where’s the lie, the lie, the lie, the lie, yeah

Verse 2 only adds fuel to the flame

“Got the top down, tires on fire”

Is masturbation imagery with the top (shirt) down (off) and the tires (genitalia) on fire (on vibrate).

“Who are you I’m living my life?”

A real queen takes her pleasure into her own hands and doesn’t care what others think

Next, there’s a bit of a stigma around female masturbation hence the “side eye” mentioned in the next line

Everyone’s jealous of our female orgasms (they’re “one of a kind”)

Women who take pleasure into their own hands are “a classic, Real deep [Vibrator]”

And the girls who need to know ?

Well, they already know

They’re over there